Have a baby by me Baby, be a billionaire.
rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks:
how ive been trying to get wheels wednesday to work for WEEKS and suddenly fish friday pops up like a little evil boy with n eyes stealing all the attention.
It really is upsetting.
STOP IT YOU.
I ACTUALLY HAD TO SWALLOW DOWN SOME SICK.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW COMPLICATED MY LIFE IS.
HA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAA
IT’S NOT LIKE I CAN RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO BE SICK DOWN THE TOILET, SINCE THAT IS THE WATERY GRAVE OF MANY A FISH, AND I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES OF THEM COMING BACK UP OR THROUGH THE DRAINS IN THE BATH.
DICK.
STOP IT YOU.
I ACTUALLY HAD TO SWALLOW DOWN SOME SICK.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW COMPLICATED MY LIFE IS.
See, they actually exist. Oh my God, what have I eaten? This is going to make me feel funny for the rest of the night.
That’s making me feel so sick.
I’m scared shitless of fish ever since I got a tropical fish tank after Finding Nemo, and then all my fish kept dying. And my Dad just kept replacing them, then they had mutant fish babies, then one got out of the tank and flopped on the floor, and I wouldn’t touch it, and no one was home for 5 hours and it was still alive.
AND I HATE FISH.
